chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

b0nk3rz:

Omg

"We are all broken, that’s how the light gets in."
— Ernest Hemingway  (via deserted-streets)

aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

communistbakery:

smh this dog has a terrible poker face

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

image

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

image

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.