white lips pale face i hate the entire human race
I have a foot long of gum here and I planning on eating it all at once right now
this was a terrible idea
if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”