white lips pale face i hate the entire human race

juilan:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I have a foot long of gum here and I planning on eating it all at once right now

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this was a terrible idea

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xxlastking:

im-a-walking-paradox:

when girls take niggas hats

lmao I SEE NO LIES lmaooooo

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

sintire:

 click here to enter into a teenage boys mind