One time I went to Olive Garden and the waiter asked if I wanted “Soup or Salad” so I said “yes please” cause I literally thought he was offering this big ass Super Salad. Long story short I haven’t been to Olive Garden in 5 years.
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.