"Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."
— Vodka thoughts #1 (via blossomfully)




This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

"Here’s your trick: you act innocent, you act shy, laugh at the dumb things boys say, make them feel like they’ve actually got a hold of you, and even kiss them goodnight to seal the deal. And after all of that is done, you start showing your true colors; your beautiful colors. You show them how you talk, with your slight and nervous stutter…your walk, where your hips align to your plump butt…and your act, your ‘I don’t give a shit about anyone’ personality. Then it’s gone. Just like that. At least for you. For the boys, it’s still there. You may be 2 weeks over it or even 4 weeks over it but they’re still trying to figure out where it went wrong. You break hearts..you’re just like a boy..except you’ve learned to play the game better."
— My best friend (via laurenhooper)