coasts:

One time I went to Olive Garden and the waiter asked if I wanted “Soup or Salad” so I said “yes please” cause I literally thought he was offering this big ass Super Salad. Long story short I haven’t been to Olive Garden in 5 years.

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

narcotic-biotic:

stability:

god bless america

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this is too amazing

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.